Monday, December 20, 2010

An old man. Turned 98....

"He won the lottery.  And died the next day......It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.  It's meeting the man of my dreams - and then meeting his beautiful wife.  Isn't it ironic? Doncha think?" - Alanis Morrisette

You think that was ironic, Alanis?  Really?  Well, I can do you one better - how 'bout this:

FRIDAY: Grumble as you fork over $174 of money that you really don't have to pay your cell phone bill
SATURDAY: After browsing through protective phone cases/covers @ the cellular store, decide against purchasing one as you're too cheap to pay the $10-$30, because you.are.certain you can get a cheaper one elsewhere
SUNDAY: Accidentally drop unprotected coverless phone that you just paid $174 for 2 days prior and watch screen shatter into a million pieces.  Curse the fact that you were too cheap to pay the $10 for a protective cover while listening to a cock crow in the background......

A little too ironic. And yeah I really do think.  And how was your weekend?

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