You better watch your mouth. Ok, I added something new to shake up my current routine. As you can tell from the title and picture, I'm doing P90X ya'll. And in case you didn't know, the P in the P90x workout stands for POWER,...as in P(ower)90X. But after doing this thing that is P90x, I can think of more appropriate acronyms:
P= PAINFUL (because you don't know PAIN until you've done a P90x workout. Seriously. It's only been 3 days and I.want.to.die. I've never experienced childbirth, but after 3 days of Tony Horton and crew, I think I would be okay.)
P= PERVERSE (as in, it takes a perverse individual to come up with the moves that P90x includes. Tony Horton and crew are obviously all ex-NAVY SEALS or something....the average person cannot do more than 2 of the moves in that AB RIPPER dvd - I don't care if that one guy does have a prosthetic leg!!!
P= PUNK (because yes, let's be real: EVERY dvd in the P90x set exposes you to be a bonafide PUNK. No if's and's or buts. And really, if I could actually do all those Ninja-esque moves, would I even need P90x? My advice to anyone attempting P90 is to GO IN KNOWING THAT YOU ARE A PUNK and cannot do most of these moves. You WILL be exposed as such anyway.
P= There is another word that is basically synonymous with the above word that P90x will prove you to be...but I shan't say it here. You figure it out.
P= PROFANITY (you will be cursing the whole time you're trying to do this $@^* workout. No joke. And if you're a Christian, as I am, be ready with the euphemisms.....)
But perhaps the most important acronym for the P in the P90x workout is this: PERSEVERE. As in "to persist or remain constant to a purpose, idea, or task in the face of obstacles or discouragement." That is what's needed for a P90X-type workout. Be persistent. Refuse to give up. Go hard or go home! Tony Horton - you are one seriously sick evil genius, but I will give you 90 days nonetheless. 3 down - 87 to go. Bring it!!!